Are you a budget beauty?

This is from the back of a 1950's romance comic.  Does this apply to you?  Don't forget to stroke your hair a minimum of one hundred times each night!  I can't imagine going a week without washing my hair but you should also wash your hair once per week.  These women must have had some pretty thick hair:)

Are you a "Budget Beauty"?  Please make sure you are adequately "de-fuzzed" haha